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This is the Saddest Thing You’ll Read Today.

Do you ever go through the contacts on your phone and wonder, “I am alone”. Does it ever worry you sometimes that, “what if I died, how fast would people get over me?” “Am I important to anyone?” Has it ever occurred to you, “What if I died right now, would anybody even notice?” Well,… Continue reading This is the Saddest Thing You’ll Read Today.

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”Dear Diary, I Almost Killed My Sister Today”

"I love you," she whispered into her cell phone. Nothing but music and the rustle of paper returned what she thought was an open and honest expression. "Did you hear me?" she paused. "I said I love you." The line clicked. Daberechi looked around the sparse room and blinked back the tears. This was Esthers'.… Continue reading ”Dear Diary, I Almost Killed My Sister Today”

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Art Does not Imitate Life in Lagos (Nigeria).

A typical movie story line goes thus: boy meets girl (one of them is an underdog), they go through a series of happenstance meetings over and over again until the day something extraordinary happens that leads them to the realization that they're truly meant to be together and they do... happily ever after. Or they… Continue reading Art Does not Imitate Life in Lagos (Nigeria).

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Joro says I’m Materialistic!!! **cries in indifference with a touch of bewilderment**

"What am I doing with a flower? Can I eat it or plant it ?" Some Nigerian ladies have killed Romance ; this has led to less Relationships, lack of self worth, increase in one night stands and body counts. - Joro Olumofin . . Romance is very key in relationships, a proper romantic gesture… Continue reading Joro says I’m Materialistic!!! **cries in indifference with a touch of bewilderment**

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Things to Buy Instead Of the Iphone Trilogy.

Okay. They are here again. Apple Inc I mean, they just released their latest devices, The iPhone8, 8Plus and iPhone X pronounced as iPhone 10, because Roman Numerals. The 5.8in display fills the entire front of the phone, iPhone X that is. There's also the switch to OLED, which should make a huge difference to your… Continue reading Things to Buy Instead Of the Iphone Trilogy.

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Your MCE’s Infinix is Held Together By A Rubber Band.

I sat next to your MCE on the bus today and I nearly broke my neck. You know how boring those bus rides to work can get so I was glad when this guy entertained me albeit without his knowledge. He was dressed in a colourful Ankara shirt and trousers with black flat sandals and… Continue reading Your MCE’s Infinix is Held Together By A Rubber Band.

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You’re Making Your Partner Broke You Wicked Witch.

The other day I was on Instagram and saw a screen grab of a lady's tweet. It went something like ''Guys if you work hard for your money, don't date a lady that doesn't appreciate your effort'', something like that. Unsurprisingly, many people double tapped. Now, I know someone that has always had this problem.… Continue reading You’re Making Your Partner Broke You Wicked Witch.